Balloonception
how ballons are born children
gut the mother to get the kids out
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Source: suxtosuk
S’mores Spaghetti - Dude Foods
“I made the chocolate noodles by boiling 3/4 of a cup of water and then mixing in two grams of agar powder. I then melted one and a half cups of Hershey’s chocolate and mixed it in with the agar solution along with 1/3 of a cup of chocolate milk to keep it from getting too thick. For the marshmallow noodles I followed the exact same recipe, but swapped out the chocolate milk for regular milk.”
fuck you
palms sweaty, knees weak, s’mores spaghetti
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Source: dudefoods.com
iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
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Source: iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise
d0z0:
wait omg this is amazing
wait what does this symbol stand for :$
^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood
SWEET SKIES ABOVE
If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.
Oh, it’s even smeared.
/Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?
IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG
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Source: thawn
I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.
Legitimately turned on by this
This is the best thing.
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Source: ashagreyjoyed

